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01 April 2014 @ 10:09 am
Dear Whisper

If you steal your rubber brush, run around with it, then chew one of the big rubber bristles around it, you WILL get attention, but not the type you want. Because Momma WILL turn into a demon, chase you, drag you out from under furniture, stick her fingers in your mouth as far as it takes for as many times as it takes to get the rubber out.

She might snuggle you afterwards a bit. Even if you do foot-flick her.